--------------Page 3 Hanatarou: Ah. Rukia: You're cell phone is ringing. It's not work-related, is it? SFX (cell phone): Ring Ring Ring [Line above cell: A couple years ago, to have these was popular. Hanatarou: Please excuse me. Is it okay for me to take a look? Rukia: Don't worry about it. You can leave this cleaning as it is and go over there. SFX (cell phone): Sutsu (Pulls out) [Rukia]: A pager? --------------Page 4 Hanatarou: Ah- you're probably thinking "He still has a pager these days?" Rukia: No, I wasn't thinking that!! At all!! SFX (Rukia): Bun Bun (head shaking) Hanatarou: Because we're of lower standing, we're not allowed to have cell phones... Hanatarou (written): It doesn't look like I'm carrying a cell phone with a digicam, does it... [Rukia]: Aaaaaaaaa [Rukia]: I have to change the subject... Rukia: So, what work do you have? Hanatarou: Ah, once I'm done sweeping here, I was ordered to go buy ruu for the curry! [Note: Ruu = curry block] SFX: ...(.) Rukia: Is that so... That's also important work... SFX (Rukia): Hahaha Rukia (written, above): Without the ruu for curry, it wouldn't be curry. Hanatarou: Ah, right now the thought "A pager is good enough" didn't occur to you, did it?? Rukia: No!! It didn't!! It didn't!! SFX (Hanatarou): Wa-----n (Whine) [Endless] //That last line of Hanatarou's got me really confused... all I know is that he's going on and on about not having a cell phone and whining about his pager.// --------------Page 5 Hinamori: I thought you would probably speak to Aizen-taichou about Abarai-kun, but.. //[Note: "Taichou" means captain]// Hinamori: But Abarai-kun hates to get punushed... Title: 5 x 9 = 63 Hinamori: Ah! But I don't think Aizen-taichou would be too hard on Abarai-kun! Kira: I know. It's because Abarai-kun is Aizen-taichou's favorite. SFX (Kira): Kyu (screech sound on smooth surface, like sneakers on a basketball court) Hinamori: Although Aizen-taichou seems gentle, punishments to those that he doesn't favor are considerably severe... Kira: Just the other day, he made a guy who opposed him endure 24 hours of ---- play... Kira (written): That was a surprise... SFX (Aizen): Fu ha ha ha ha --------------Page 6 Kira: Anyhow, Taichou is hiding from me, so I should go and look for him. Hinamori: Yes, please do, Kira-kun... Hinamori: And, be careful... Kira: I know. Kira: I'm doing this of my own accord, I found out that Ichimaru-taichou does 24 hours endurance --- play, let alone doing the -----... Hinamori: It's because Ichimaru-taichou is a maniac.. Hinamori (written): Sorry to make you do these things... [Box]: They do not know the true character of captains. //I'm not entirely sure on this last panel... gah sorry!// --------------Page 7 Shinigami Academy Heaven % This is a made-up manga about the present shingami vice-captain class during their student days. (written): Rukia Title: Standard - Bullying the newly entered student Iba: Abarai! You have some nerve!! Shuuhei?: Wearing goggles is banned!! Iba: AND! What's with the hair?! You're wearing it in a ponytail too?! Iba: SAY SOMETHING, DAMMIT! SFX (hand): Bashi (hit/slap/knock off?) [BOx 1 (right)]: Tattoos [Box 2 (top)]: Very unique hair line. Renji?: Say what?! Iba/Shuuhei: S-Sorry to bother you... SFX (Iba/Shuuhei): Peko peko (Bow Bow) --------------Page 8 Title: Gokusen (tentative) [Note: "Gokusen" is slang for "Gokudo sensei" or "Yakuza sensei"] Teacher: Alright class! Today we're going to do a dresscode check!! Please line up so I can examine you~! [Line under cell: Since there isn't a teacher figure available, the Skill Development Department is providing a girl with glasses.] //WTF.. that's what I got from Yoshi...// Teacher: Nothing wrong with Kuchiki Rukia-san! You may go! Teacher: Tetsuzaemon-kun, you look like such an old grandpa with those sunglasses and mustache! I advise you change your outlook immediately! SFX (Iba): Ga-n //Didn't translate that SFX ^^;;// Teacher: Abarai-kun... SFX (Teacher): Ha (Notice) Box 1: Overcolored hair Box 2: Goggles Box 3: Completely impossible eyebrows Box 4: Entire body is tattooed Box 5: A normal uniform...? //Boxes, working downwards// [Teacher]: There are so many problems that I don't know where to start!! What are those tattoos!? [Teacher]: They're all over his body... Is it possible he's from /that/ type of family...? If I point out all the problems, he'll probably have me hunted down! [Note: "/that/ type" refering to gokudo or yakuza kind of family] Teacher: A-All clear! Teacher (small): Hinamori-san, you are up! Hinamori: (small): Ah, here! Iba: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? --------------Page 9 Title: Problem Child Teacher: Akon-sensei is still working on an apology Akon-sensei: Yeah... SFX (Akon-sensei): Sigh Akon-sensei: That Zaraki guy totalled another kid from my class again. Teacher (written): Ahaha Teacher: Again-? Kenpachi (small, written): Off to battle, Yachiru!! Yachiru: (small, written): Waai (heart) Akon-sensei: By the time graduation comes, nobody will be left in the school! Teacher: Well then, how many students are left? Horned-sensei: Ten of 'em...the clock is ticking... [Box]: Shinigami Unification School. It's hard to get in, but even harder to get out! [Line under cell: Originally 40 people entered (Mr. Setting)] Image: Kusajishi Yachiru --------------Page 10 Title: Rukia Talk ~ I'm not lying ~ Hanatarou: I know a lot about Kurosaki-san from Rukia-san. Hanatarou (written): Let's see Hanatarou: Your first kiss was with a guy (reference to Volume 3 Chapter 22) Every morning, your dad rapes...er... WAKES you up. A pretty boy comes to pick you up at your house every morning as well. But there's more! Deep down in the smallest corner of the closet, you hide your ero books. Which is suprising... Hanatarou (written): It's all loli-con too... //[Note: "Loli-con" = Lolita Complex, or old guy-little girl relations]// [Ichigo]: What the hell did Rukia talk about!!! --------------Page 11 Title: Hiro Mero Rukia: It's boring... Rukia: !! Aizen?: Why's that!? //Not sure…// Aizen: Wait up, Abarai-kun!! --------------Page 12 Renji: -----... What is it, Aizen-san? Aizen: Once more, can't you get back together with me? {the 'once more' seemed unusual to me but I wasn't sure what to put} Renji: Wha...!! Renji: Now, what are you saying! That time, you didn't restrain yourself!! SFX: Ba (Sudden movement) Aizen: Ah, I'm still regretting that time. --------------Page 13 Aizen: But that time, I didn't have the power to keep myself from you... but now...!! SFX (Aizen): Gu (Grasp tightly/clench) Aizen: Once more, let's be happy together. Renji: You fool... Renji: I was so lonely...!! --------------Page 14 Hinamori: You thieving cat. SFX (Hinamori): Boso (whisper) Renji: Hi... Hinamori..!! [Hi, Hiro Mero----------!! = Afternoon Melodrama] Hinamori: You were toying with me! Renji: What's she saying, Aizen-san! Aizen: It- it's a misunderstanding! Let's talk about this calmly! --------------Page 15 Title: Predisposition to Disaster [Box]: Time of Soul Society Invasion [Box]: Fight against Jidanbou SFX (Ishida): Go (sound of a hard thing hitting) Orihime (written): Ishida-kun!!?? Ichigo: ... somehow you managed to get hurt even before fighting... SFX (Ishida, above): Boro (worn-out) Ishida: The thought also crossed my mind, now that you mention it... SFX (Ishida, left): Fu fu fu fu fu --------------Page 16 Title: Too shy shy Boys love Ichigo: Ishida.. come over here. You've been on my mind, I can't stand it... [Ishida/Orihime]: Ehhh!!? Ishida: What do you mean by that... Ichigo: A~~~~~ I can't take it any longer!! SFX (Ishida): Buru buru (trembling) Ichigo: Ishida!! Sorry!! SFX (Ichigo): Ban! (Bam!) Orihime: Kyaaaaa!! --------------Page 17 Ichigo: It's... as I thought... Ichigo: There's a lot of things in the inside pocket of your jacket- SFX (Ishida): Boro (Crumpled) Ichigo: I was wondering where you got all your stuff from. Ishida: Die, Kurosaki!!! SFX: ? Ichigo: Gwaah... Ichigo: ... hey, Ishida ---- Sorry --- Ishida: Don't come near me, you pervert! Ichigo: I'm bleeding now from where you hit me. Could you treat it please? Ishida: Do it yourself!!! SFX (Ishida): Suta suta (briskly walking away)